Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection
this is the funniest thing i have ever read
Viktor Krum rescues Hermione Granger by half-transfiguring into a shark during the second task of the Triwizard Tournament, February 24, 1995
- Someone: POLITICS and ART should always be SEPARATE! There is NO REASON why ART should be POLITICAL!
- William Shakespeare: *laughs. writes 3 more tiny hand jokes into his latest play, King Tiny Hands.*
cancers forcing you to witness their breakdown
i a m s c r e a m I n g
her food is moving to eat her and she’s taking a picture?????
